How to tell the difference between an authentic carpet and a good looking one

So let’s say Paris Hilton is the nice-looking Oriental rug, and Asena is the authentic one. Judge for yourself which one is more worth it.

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1 Anonymous // Mar 28, 2008 at 3:34 pm

interesting concept. speaking in rug terms, and assuming each were rugs, they’re both good candidates for getting laid. It’s just a matter of which one you open up first after bringing back home. Which then raises the question of whether or not they’re made of wool: only moths are the real carpet munchers. If the case may be of fiber content, if hilton were made of wool, she’s definitely not 100% pure virgin new zealand.

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